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tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

passionpayne:

THE THRILLING SAGA

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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ovaryfunny:

 

ovaryfunny:

 

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dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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