epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via pizza)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via blastortoise)

iced-leaf-juice:

wv-pm:

technoskittles:

coffeekitteh:

saidididntwantone:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

iced-leaf-juice:

wv-pm:

technoskittles:

coffeekitteh:

saidididntwantone:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

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(Source: goldilion, via vvendys)

(Source: lol-post, via beyoncevevo)

barebackinq:

Me responding to anon hate

barebackinq:

Me responding to anon hate

(Source: seapuke, via blastortoise)

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

(via pizza)

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via circumcising)

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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(via sniffing)

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(via pizza)

When I see a good looking person:

(Source: sharmanzard, via itstonybetch)